I appreciate that you took my advice last week and shared a “common interest” with your many Twitter followers! It appears that you’ve gone viral again, which is not exactly what I was expecting but is something we can work with!
I was a little surprised when you went off-schedule and posted about the broken glass, but it’s important for the public to see you’re as fallible as the rest of us. I would just reiterate that it’s crucial to interact with members of the press politely.
But we’ve already gone over your interactions with the press and how you should respond to argumentative replies (remember to turn the other cheek). This week I would highly encourage you to seek out one of your peers and engage them in a conversation. You can choose from a wide range of topics. Let’s find a fun, lighthearted way to make the public interested in what you have to say!
I look forward to reading your friendly exchange!
Once again, I highly encourage you to send a draft to me before posting anything.
Best,
Michelle Baum
Gotham Public Relations Representative
Blue Ribbon PR Award (2018, 2020, 2021)
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Bruce frowned at his phone. One of his peers? Alfred? Selina? Who else was there? This was ridiculous. And if she thought he’d be sending her any kind of draft—
“Hrgh,” he said when Dick landed on his shoulders. “Robin. Did you get the evidence from Gordon?”
“Yeah and he gave me a Tootsie Roll Pop.” Dick kicked his heels against Bruce’s chest, unheeding of the fact that they were over ten stories up, perched on an old wooden water tank. "What’re you doing?”
"Civilian business,” Bruce grunted. “We should head home. It’s a school night.”
“Aww, B, you’re no fun!” Dick whined next to his ear.
“If you stop arguing I’ll get the booster seat out and let you drive the Batmobile.”
“I dunno…still kinda boring,” Dick said, still unconvinced.
Bruce hummed. “I’ll ask Alfred to make grilled cheese sandwiches when we get home.”
The kicking against his chest started up again. “Heck yeah, B, you’re the best!”
Bruce sent his tweet and swept off into the night. He knew exactly which one of his peers would love to hear from him.
I feel like I don’t see enough appreciation in this fandom for the FACT that Anastasia was not only, very likely, the most thorough-going Goth in human history, but that she probably had to reinvent the whole damn aesthetic herself from ancient, fragmentary, pre-apocalyptic records.
one of the reasons i love adventure time so much is that sure, its a story about growing up, but its not just about being a kid. its about how you never actually stop being the person you were when you were 12, how growing older into adulthood is nothing to fear, that wisdom and age is something to embrace with gratitude and excitement. its a story about the passage of time, and how important that is to the very nature of being alive
You’re telling me that some tradcaths on Tumblr are trying to fundraise through Tips in order to spam everyone with Sponsored posts telling them to convert? No way, why would hardcore Catholics take the opportunity presented by new market activity to create a financial hierarchy aimed at dominating the public sphere? Totally unheard of. You really think that people modeling their behavior on the Catholic Church would do that, just go around fleecing money out of people in order to consolidate their power?
